| five: 11 december 2005. |
[11 Dec 2008|03:03pm] |
Forget the thermostat (if you didn't know how to fix it before, you probably deserved the unbearable heat and fog) and dates for the party (go alone so you won't have to feel guilty about any aimless flirting that will doubtless transpire!). Got to focus on what really matters -- nobody's taken advantage of the new picture thingummy as of yet, and I plan on fixing that. Priorities, people. So here goes.
You're welcome.
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| four: 17 november 2005. |
[17 Nov 2008|07:39pm] |
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These journals really aren't conducive to a productive work environment. I hope all of you are working steadily on your respective projects and are only checking these periodically on your designated break times. I know I am.
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| three: 12 november 2005. |
[12 Nov 2008|12:14pm] |
I CANNOT WORK WITHOUT MY HAT.
IF ANYONE COULD LEND THEIR ASSISTANCE IN RETRIEVING IT, I WOULD BE DEEPLY APPRECIATIVE.
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| two: 4 november 2005. |
[04 Nov 2008|04:07pm] |
Haven't you people any sense of national pride? Just so we're all clear, Guy Fawkes was a very naughty man and it's part of one's civic duty to make little effigies of the fucker and set them on fire/attach them to Catherine wheels.
So when I say penny for the guy and stick out my hand, you're actually supposed to put something in it. Namely currency, you cheap fucks.
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| one: 28 october 2005. |
[28 Oct 2008|09:17pm] |
Now, I realise everyone's having their own personal issues with the current infestation, but this is a matter of life and dehydration. There's a periwinkle one with long skinny ostrich-ish legs in the watercooler.
Really, don't ask me how, but I could really do with some form of thirstquencher in lieu of Puffskein Soup, please and thanks. That can't be sanitary.
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